soulmates

she was the girl of his dreams. he was the man of hers. together they would walk the office halls like they were in the most beautiful garden in paradise. the elevators to them were a sanctuary where they could freely hold themselves, forever if they could, and the ladies' room appeared to be her home, where he would deliver her and then wait for her for a period of time that seemed like....eternity.
ah they were in love. it was the two of them against the world. other people were villains.bad people. terrible beings who were out to take them away from each other.never would they let anything come in between them.

and while they scowl at other people for getting within at least a three-meter radius from where they are standing, thinking that they will be forbidden to ever see each other, those "other" people, bless their aesthetic taste, are actually staring with utmost disgust at these two....creatures; one taking the form of CLIFFORD, the host of MUPPETS TONIGHT, and the other a female...being sporting a poor imitation of rihanna's old hair cut and exuding a bruhalike expression of dont-you-dare-look-at-my-stud. (ay grabe ang cute nyong dalawa...talga??UTU-UTO!!!!)

together they are the defective couple, and may God have mercy on their children's souls.