sayang ang miles

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

to the people in this office who walk 200 miles a day just going back and forth their stations: if you find yourself getting off your seat more than five times within an hour to get water or coffee or to take a leak, or even to buy food or eat in the pantry, news flash: YOU'RE NOT DOING YOUR JOB.

when you've gotten tired of taking a nap or secretly viewing friendster on your sad, internet-restricted computers, or when you feel the need to watch koreanovelas at work WHILE YOU WORK, YOU'RE ACTUALLY NOT WORKING.

when you feel the need to go to work just to BLAB about your pathetic day with your fellow LOUDMOUTH friends, while you walk around in an expensive-looking coat that doesn't actually look good on you, YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT OF COMING TO THE OFFICE.

ang opisina, bagama't isang lugar kung saan makakatagpo ng tunay na kaibigan, ay HINDI BAHAY at lalong hindi KAPITBAHAY. kung gusto nyong magdaldalan, go ahead. just make sure that the planet of the apes NOISE that is produced by your BIG MOUTH doesn't echo in the whole production floor. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOUR BOSS, who is humbly right down that corner. if you can't find anything better to do here, GO HOME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD and GIVE US SOME PEACE AND QUIET.

at sa mga lalaking lakad ng lakad, PUMIRMI KAYO. The hallway is not a freaking ramp. neither is it a basketball court.YOU ARE NOT AS LIGHT AS YOU THINK YOU ARE.

1 comments:

crying chanteuse said...

pano ba yan andyan na si big mouth! wahahaha!