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5 reasons why you do not have the right to perform incubus songs in public:

5. you look like you bathe in and smell of grease

4. the only people that support you in pulling this stunt are the reluctant people in your band and your i-feel-like-a-rockstar's-girl girlfriend

3. you hop around the stage in the middle of your song like a homeless teenager playing i-just-sniffed-rugby at luneta

2. you absolutely cannot do justice to a mere half-note, and in your head as you shriek the lyrics away, the sudden image of brandon boyd choking on his coffee enters your mind.

1. people ask you to stop singing in the middle of your first song when you prepared TWO.

Please spare your unfortunate would-be audience.